It’s haiku time – mainly about cats!

queen of all she surveys:
a filthy bathroom

peeks out of the blue coat hood
on a blue Monday

it goes without saying that
Walter is naughty

yawns majestically at
his adoring fans

stares at his kick tube toy and
contemplates mayhem

“I’m leaving on a jet plane…”
Toob Cat sez: hoo carez?

I didn’t want to come back…
Don’t jump off the plane!